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Permissions: Anyone can make Podfic/fanart for anything on this list (unless otherwise stated) but please send me a link once it's posted.

Additional note: These fics are written for the entertainment of people already in fandom subculture (primarily slash fandom). If you have tracked me here from real life or you're some news blogger looking to write a 'fanfic is weird' article, this blog is not here for your benefit or amusement. Please leave now.

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All the Better (to fuck you with)

Fandom: The Social Network
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Length: 4,600
Rating: 15
Summary: They're werewolves and they're Mark-and-Eduardo and fucked up doesn't cover it, but it's a place to start.
Warnings: violence
Notes: Thanks to altogetherisi for betaing. Posted at AO3, but feel free to comment here if you prefer.

All the Better (to fuck you with)

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holiday love meme 2012
my thread here


Feel free to comment with links to any of your threads in case I have missed any! (:

And also a reminder that I'm offering holiday ficlets here! Click the link and post a prompt!

And since I'm linking to things, I wrote a skyfall fic aaaages ago that was never mentioned on here. Q-centric, gen, spoilers:
You may have my number, you can take my name

<3

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Christmas fics!

So Christmas/Hogswatch/Winter/[insert holiday of your choice here] is coming up and this post will be pretty much the same as the one from last year (which is still on the front page of both my LJ and my DW because this year has not been super productive in terms of fic or posting fic to my journals. Maybe subscribe to my AO3 if you're super interested?)

Anyway! Christmas! Winter! I do not like cold weather because I get colds and in fact have a cold at this very moment (I started getting a cold then I went to Egypt and was perfectly fine for a week of glorious sunshine but as soon as I returned to the UK I became a shivering mess of a person) but I love presents and giving presents and NaNo is over for another year so BRING ON THE FIC.

If you can see this post then you are eligible for a holiday ficlet. (and this post is not locked so anyone can see it! If you don't follow this blog, if we have never spoken, if you have no idea who I am but you really like being given fics you are eligible for a ficlet) Each one will be anything from 100 words to 1000 words or maybe longer if I get carried away. If I get multiple prompts in the same fandom and can easily see a way to combine them into one slightly longer fic, I may do so.

Just leave in the comments a fandom, a pairing (or gen) and a prompt! You can request extensions to anything I've written before or anything I said I'd write and forgot about. If you follow me in other places and know about any of my on-the-go fics you can request extracts from them. If you think I'm in a fandom but you're not sure, request it and see what happens! If I really don't know I may ask for another prompt or I may write something utterly random based on what I have (probably) seen on tumblr.

If I get more requests than I have time to fill, they will be done in the order of which prompts give me the most ideas and I still love everyone! A post with all the fics will go up on Christmas day for all to see and enjoy.

So yes. Please comment, please request, happy December! One day I will actually finish and post some more real fic I promise.

ALL OF THE LOVE
-Play

ETA: also I have a holiday love meme thread if anyone is interested. (:

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Fic Update

Okay, so I've failed somewhat in keeping this journal updated so here is:
1) a quick rundown of all the fic I have written lately.
2) a short Teen Wolf fic that I wanted to do something with.
3) a fic-prompting meme that has been going around (fics will be in the comments).

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2/ A Teen Wolf fic!
The Boy Who Runs with Wolves
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairing: Gen
Length: 1100 words
Rating: pg-13
Notes: So I watch Teen Wolf? And I wrote gen fic about it. There's some talk of violence and it's also in second person because that's just the way I roll. Un-betaed. Partially inspired by this post on tumblr.
Summary: Don't stray off the track, my girl...

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aaaaand 3/ A meme stolen from pretty much everyone.
Pick a trope from this list and provide a fandom/pairing that I’m familiar with (anything I've read, written, talked about or you vaguely think I might know. I am totally a multi-shipper so any pairing is cool), and I’ll tell you something about the story I’d write for that combination (i.e. write a snippet from the story or write not!fic or tell you the title and summary for the story I would write).

1. genderswap
2. bodyswap
3. drunk!fic
4. huddling for warmth
5. pretending to be married
6. secretly a virgin
7. amnesia
8. cross-dressing
9. forced to share a bed
10. truth or dare
11. historical AU
12. accidental-baby-acquisition
13. apocalypse fic
14. telepathy
15. high school/college

1635 Miles (Barring Detours)

Fandom: American Idol RPF (Kradam)
Artist: cassandra_ml
Pairing: Adam/Kris
Rating: 15
Length: 42,300 words
Notes: Written for the Kradam Big Bang. For full notes see the fic.
Summary: This is not happening. He's not chained up in the back of a van driving through the desert to fucking Arkansas of all places. He definitely hasn't been kidnapped by some tiny adorable dude with a gun babbling about how Adam is his mate. And there is no way in hell he's a werewolf.

Except for how the first two things are very clearly true, and he's starting to worry about the third.



Art Masterpost
Fic in full at AO3

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When I Say Jump

Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Pairing: Clint/Loki
Length: 12,500 words
Rating: PG-13
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Warnings: Dub con, spoilersCollapse )
Notes: Major movie spoilers, thanks to altogetherisi for betaing. Posted at AO3, but feel free to comment here if you prefer.

When I Say Jump

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Xmas Fics!

Organized by fandom. Wordcounts vary between fics but total count for all is around 9000. Everything is PG-13.
Pretty sure I got everyone with a request. If you asked for something and it isn't here, yell at me and I will write it (:
Thanks to [personal profile] azurelunatic, pigrescuer and eternal_vows for reading through and beta-ing. All remaining mistakes are mine.

Eta (25/12/11): so turns out editing this post from an iPod is hard so I'm not going to scroll through to add things but the bandom fic is for paperclipbitch and the demon's lexicon fics potentially contain spoilers for the full TDL trilogy so if you haven't read them, avoid that section
Also HAPPY CHRISTMAS
LOVE!!!!

The Social Network

For: elipie
Prompt: sick!fic
Pairing: Mark/Spiderwardo
Notes: spoilers for my fic Boy Falls from the Sky
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For: laria_gwyn
Prompt: Rescuing Dustin
Pairing: Mark/Spiderwardo
Notes: spoilers for my fic Boy Falls from the Sky
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For: branquignole
Prompt: Wardobot timestamp
Pairing: Mark/Wardobot
Notes: spoilers for my fic In Every Line of Code
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For: ellot
Prompt: Girl!Wardo, post-settlement, reconciliation
Pairing: Mark/Eduarda
Notes: I had to stop this before it got too long, so feel free to imagine whatever you like happening next (: <3
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For: lisaheron
Prompt: vampire!Jesse
Pairing: Jesse/Andrew
Notes: So this is actually an extract from a fic I've been planning for a while but haven't actually started. It's based on the myth that if you scatter rice in front of a vampire they can't leave until they've counted all the grains. In this fic Andrew is an ex-watcher who is using this trick to keep Jesse-the-vampire imprisoned (to stop him from killing people). Emma is there because she thinks Jesse has information about a clan of vampires she's hunting in New York.
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Sherlock (BBC)

For: [personal profile] mathsnerd
Prompt: putting him in his place
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Notes: So, this fic is more inspired by the prompt than actually true to the prompt, but I hope you like it anyway.
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For: Caecandy
Prompt: Chains! (or handcuffs, but only if they're fluffy)
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Notes: Yeah, I wrote a fic with sex shops, chains and no actual sex. Sorry. Love you!!!
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The Demon's Lexicon

For: antistar_e
Prompt: Dancing
Pairing: Mae/Sin
Notes: So this isn't really any more Mae/Sin than the canon and they don't actually dance in it. Yeah. That went well. <3
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For: khasael and beccentric
Prompt: Anzu's kitten, physical sensation
Character: Anzu
Notes: Kittens!
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Bandom

For: milkbutnotsugar
Prompt: Frank Iero is a snowflake
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Notes: So I have never written any bandom before! (I have considered it, but it has never happened) and then this happened on twitter and I made this and now there is this fic. What you can learn from this is that I can be talked into writing anything.
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The Traitor Game

For: altogetherisi
Prompt: Evgard fic
Pairing: Columen/Argent
Notes: so this is not actually all that fluffy. (Half of these notes seem to be 'so this fic is nothing like what you wanted, sorry')
Warnings: Mentions of slavery and sexual abuse
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Gifts and LOVE

So Christmas/Hogswatch/Winter/[insert holiday of your choice here] is coming up!

I don't do xmas cards because I worked in a post office once and working in a post office at xmas is to cards what working in a bakery in thanksgiving is to pies so if you have put up a post and I have not replied it is not because I don't love you (I do!) but because of otherwise unrelated issues of my own.

so! Instead of cards I am offering LOVE in the form of ficlets or graphics! (I am probably better at ficlets, JSYK, but I will totally make graphics if that is how you want to recieve your LOVE)

If you are looking at this post then you are eligible for LOVE. Each piece of LOVE will be anything from 100 words to 1000 words (or maybe longer if I get carried away which sometimes I do! Last year the average was about 600 words.) or a single fic cover graphic/random graphic for any prompt.

Just leave in the comments a fandom, a pairing (or gen) and a prompt! You can request extensions to anything I've written before or anything I said I'd write and forgot about. If you follow me in other places and know about any of my on-the-go fics you can request extracts from them. If you think I'm in a fandom but you're not sure, request it and see what happens!
(if I get more requests than I have time to fill, they will be done in the order of which prompts give me the most ideas and I still love everyone!)

LOVE
-Play
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In Every Line of Code 1/2

Fandom: The Social Network
Pairing: Mark/Eduardo
Length: 18,900 words
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Mark's parents buy him Eduardo - a state-of-the-art, brand new, tailor made robotic best friend - for his birthday. The only problem is, Mark asked for a laptop.
Warnings: Language, make-outs, allusions to violence, completely unrealistic and unresearched technology/coding talk, Sean Parker as a villain, so much angst.
Notes: All of the love for altogetherisi who read it as it was being written, pressured me into finishing it so she wouldn't have to live in suspense and betaed the whole thing into something readable.
Also the chatfish for the cheerleading and the wordwars. <3 you.

Read at AO3

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Part 2

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